Favorite “You Only Had One Job but Failed!” Moments

Security at its Best

At a time where terrorism is rife, crime is high, and guns are destroying innocent lives left right and center, we are glad to see this office building has security down.

Security At Its Best

This secure door will definitely keep all thieves and terrorists out, and only allow entry for employees as it states on its nice clean glass door. That is unless unauthorized personnel who want to get in see what we see and can manage a step.

Cheese With That Anyone?

This is one photo that really does fast-food justice, really making it look just oh-so-appetizing. I mean, you did order cheese with that, didn’t you?

Cheese With That Anyone

A filet-o-fish sandwich usually comes with cheese, and everyone knows that this is the obvious way to serve that order… One bun with cheese on the side coming up!

So Sweet It Has Turned the Other Way Round

This is one condiment that can really ruin someone with OCD’s day… As much as we ‘relish’ (yes, yes, pun intended) the idea of it is so sweet it just did a little dance and turned upside down…

So Sweet It Has Turned The Other Way Round

Maybe it is just that the Sweet Relish is just so cool and jazzy compared to the boring old plain yellow and red mustard and ketchup condiments that it just had to be different…

Gender You Decide

“Before you close up today, just put up the new posters of the man and woman advertising swimsuits, you know what to do just stick them up.” Errmm…. NOT.

Gender You Decide

Either this person has never seen themselves or another naked and they don’t know about standard male and female bodies, or about the fact that people don’t usually have two belly buttons, or they were making a genius statement about gender fluidity, or they were just really tired and couldn’t give a sh*t…

The Famous Game of Basketball Rackets

Judging by the size of the equipment we are introducing the amazing new Olympic sport of fairy folk and leprechaun’s world over, Basketball Rackets… oh come on, you know the one!

The Famous Game Of Basketball Rackets

It either comes down to one guy in the factory who messed up attaching the right sign to the right bag of equipment, or to the company itself who just thought let’s produce one sign for all our games, and no-one will notice!

Back to School for Professional Gang Members

Whenever you go shopping for the new school year, everyone knows the first thing your child needs is a nice sharp knife. Or maybe this is in an area where school involves gangs, so it knows what it’s doing.

Back To School For Professional Gang Members

It could come in handy for slicing through the unidentifiable meat in the cafeteria… or for creative arts and crafts projects with lots of cutting involved, the nice big rectangular one on the bottom right corner is definitely school-worthy.

Men’s or Women’s – Take a Guess?

Well, this is certainly confusing… Maybe it is the sign that gender is becoming a concept of the past…? Or some very confused people doing signage?

Men’s Or Women’s Take A Guess

Or some people just having some candid camera fun watching people looking at the signs very confused for a while until they decide that getting back into their car and driving to the next gas station may be a safer bet…

Breezy Window

What a pleasure it is to crack open a window and get some lovely fresh air, with a good view of what’s happening outside too. Windows can definitely be one way to escape the dull, mundane tasks one has to fulfill at a desk.

Breezy Window

That is unless it is this window. A hole blocked in by concrete.

A Nine Day Week

This goes one step further than the 7-11 promise that allows people to go to a local convenience store any time between 7 am and 11 pm. Not only will it be open every single day of the week but it will also open on two more days which have been invented specifically for this purpose.

A Nine Day Week

The question is does this 9 day week mean an extra day of work or of rest? And what should we call the days that come after Saturday (the 7th day)?

Bigger Means Smaller

In general, we think a good tip which should be pretty easy to follow, is that if a company wants to introduce a bigger sized product, it should as a general rule, be bigger. Complicated tip to follow, we know…

Bigger Means Smaller

Maybe size doesn’t matter, but relativity does! ‘Bigger’ means, well, bigger. We are pretty sure that it is a universal understanding of the word!

Must Ruin – Too Attractive

Our bathroom is just way too attractive, can anyone help us? Well, I think we have found just the right company… They will make your attractive bathroom look ugly, old, and dirty, in just one day, with a satisfaction guarantee included.

Must Ruin Too Attractive

Though if you want add-ons such as mold or broken tiles there will be an additional price.

And the Winner Is…

Sorry, who? But they weren’t even a contestant!

And The Winner Is

World-famous Television personality, Steve Harvey, messed up when saying the wrong name of the winner of the competition, and had to come back out four minutes after he made the mistake to correct the error… Ouch, embarrassing!

It Is So Low-Fat It Is Orange!

So everyone knows that white cows produce plain milk, brown cows produce chocolate milk, and orange cows give us orange milk!

It Is So Low Fat It Is Orange

It is difficult to see exactly what the farmer’s pledge is, but we can assume it is something along the line of ‘no plucking of cows before they are ripe’, or ‘for the most low-fat chocolate milk, don’t have chocolate milk at all but go for orange juice instead!’

Odd One Out

Even if you don’t have OCD, this one unturned bun in the middle of the tray really demands ripping open the plastic just to flip it over! It is bigger than us!!

Odd One Out

Or maybe it was the purpose of a rebellious factory worker just to annoy everyone…

The Great Empire of Chian

Ah, the wondrous country of Chian where all things are produced! Glad they put it here in extra big letters just to make sure you didn’t miss it.

The Great Empire Of Chian

Even better is that the manufacturers felt it necessary to warn consumers that this may be (only ‘maybe’?!) harmful if swallowed. Well, thank goodness we were warned!

Handicapped Parking for No-One

Oftentimes those with handicap stickers get the best parking spaces in the lot to make it easier for them to get in and out of wherever they are going. This place thought ‘screw that!’…

Handicapped Parking For No One

Maybe they thought handicapped drivers have it too easy so we will give them a challenge, or maybe it is more of a somewhat disturbingly discriminatory hang-out spot for handicapped individuals to hang out (so that we can all recognize them), or maybe a spot to keep wheel-chaired individuals, prisoners … Or maybe this is simply one of the most uniquely epic fails we have seen yet!

Con or Cop?

We know that Eddie Murphy was the star in Hit film, Trading Places, so it seems that the producers of 48 Hours might have thought to carry on the tradition to get more ratings…

Con Or Cop

But anyone who can read and see might not be conned by this Blue Ray cover… Ahhh wait, or maybe it was a protest at how black men are often portrayed as the conmen in films!

Where Did You Attend “Colege”?

This is one of the best yet! Definitely the work of a genius – place a tip jar as a fund for college, misspell the word ‘college’, and everyone will be convinced of your need for more education and tip generously!

Where Did You Attend Colege

Either that or this is a seriously epic fail! Just don’t go to medical school, please!

The Fiddler on the Roof’s Third Stairway

Remember when the Fiddler on the Roof sings about if he were a rich man he would have a third stairway going up just because he could, well we have found the architect who took that seriously!

The Fiddler On The Roof’s Third Stairway

Or maybe they just have something against people who want to go up… either way, we would opt for the elevators in this case!

One Drawer at A Time

He is another example of an architect who didn’t quite finish their studies…

One Drawer At A Time

This homeowner has been restricted to opening one drawer at a time and only halfway!

Don’t Get In the Way of Street Painters!

This road crew has seemed to come up with an ingenious idea of how to get their own back on the motorist who ignored the “no parking” cones, with their passive-aggressive response!

Do Not Get In The Way Of Street Painters

However, we are not sure their employers appreciated the humor and the road painter might have found themselves in another kind of line; the unemployment line. To be honest, in our humble opinion, the car looks better this way. Much more original. The car owner may not agree though.

Careful Where You Do Your Business

One may think that toilet seat has a pretty simple design and a pretty universal one too; one where it is generally accepted that the lid goes on top of the toilet seat. You know, the one with the hole in it. So that your business can go down the drain where it rightfully belongs…

Careful Where You Do Your Business

It seems this handyman thought otherwise. Much more importantly though, which way should the toilet roll face?

Tarantula, Cockroach, Whatever…

Errm… Not sure where to begin with this one… Is a cockroach a new type of tarantula that we haven’t heard about yet? Does it really scurry? Should we be afraid of cockroaches and tarantulas to the same degree?

Tarantula Cockroach Whateva

Animal Planet, answers, please!

Ye Shall Pass Not

Absolutely no one shall pass here. You will not get through this impenetrable barrier. Maybe, possibly, if you are extremely skinny you could make it by.

Ye Shall Pass Not

Whatever was intended here, whether to keep people in or out, this is a massive (but hilarious!) fail!

A Suspicious Name

So many villains are known the world over just by their name, there is Billy the Kid, Hannibal Lecter, the Joker, Jack the Ripper, but never have we heard a more terrifying name than Firstname Lastname.

A Suspicious Name

Devious suspect, Firstname Lastname, appeared on local news channel ‘News Channel’ for accosting Insert Profession Here. He may have had help from his cousins Lastname First and Firstname Last.

Never a Dull Time with Condiments

Just in case you thought it was going to be another dull cafeteria experience, here they decided to give us a bit of a brain tease and, well, mess with our brains a bit.

Never A Dull Time With Condiments

Good luck, time starts now!

Corny Onions

Here it is not just one bag that got mixed up, it seems to be the entire stock!

Corny Onions

The orange nets are there to confuse you… so do you believe the label or the lack of smell, or maybe, your eyes?

Open Door Policy

Clearly, the designer of the ingenious toilet seat and remarkable ‘one drawer at a time’ kitchen drawers, has extended their career to doors and doorknobs.

Open Door Policy

There seems to be an open door policy here, or maybe it is a fashion statement; make way! Introducing chic backward door handles!

Pouring Trouble

So you know when they say ‘easy open’ on products, and you just have to pull a tab off you easy open can– and you are left with a sealed tight can? Or the easy-open Ibuprofen bottles that no one can possibly open?

Pouring Trouble

Well, Rubicon has just gone straight to it, and are not even pretending anymore! It is a no-open-unless-you-want-to-spill-everywhere kind of carton. The kind we all love.

Architectural Genius

Obviously, when you are designing a building you have to choose between being able to close the door or support the building with a pole; being able to do both is just a mad and greedy idea… We welcome you to another addition to our brilliant architects’ portfolio.

Architectural Genius

We can’t help but wonder how this even happened? Surely the pole was there before the door? And if not, well then we don’t trust this building that someone suddenly said after it was built “you know what, looks a bit wobbly this building, let’s stick an extra pole here to hold it up…”

Welcoming is in the Branding

This food mart really knows how to get customers with its exceptionally welcoming branding.

Welcoming Is In The Branding

I mean, come in here, buy all our products, and die. Great. You’d think that might be pretty urgent to fix up…

Delicious Pop- Wait… What?

Mmmm, yummy pop-tarts for breakfast as a great chewy treat… and chocolate – even better!

Delicious Pop

Pop-Tards, on the other hand, especially when chocolate fudge, is just a little too similar to Pop-Turds, maybe?

A Job Well Done

Sure, it happens to us all, you get your fortune cookie, and you think “damn I am just so full from my meal if only someone could tell me my fortune without me having to do all that work of braking the cookie first”… Well, dreams fulfilled!

A Job Well Done

The person who did this may work part-time at McDonald’s putting cheese on the side/top of fillet-o-fish sandwiches. The best bit is the irony of the slip reading ‘The job is well done”. Brilliant!

So Close

Another brilliant design feature from our excellent interior designer… A doorstopper which will stay in pristine condition for a very long time, it is what we all were looking for!

So Close

It is quite difficult to see something which should be working, so close, and yet it will never fulfill its purpose.

Midfield on the Right

Maybe the center is just a made-up concept anyway? Maybe it is a subjective matter depending on if you are in the sky, on the ground, on one side or another…?

Midfield On The Right

These guys decided that the midfield should be off mid-field. It makes perfect sense.

Artistic Roads

Here is another road sign painter who either has a sense of humor or is truly in touch with their artistic side or wants to send a message to us all that we should stop trying to live in between the lines and can be free, free, free!

Artistic Roads

Either way, we don’t expect they kept their job much longer.

Oh, You Wanted the Actual Iconic Image?

Cake designers can certainly be given difficult directions to understand sometimes when someone describes an image they want doing on the cake. Somehow, however, we feel that this was most likely not one of those times.

Oh You Wanted The Actual Iconic Image

Even though they seem uncertain of what the customer meant in this case, they could have at least made the cake look a little more festive!

The Return of Chian

Chian is responsible for a fair bit of production it seems, maybe China should watch its back!

The Return Of Chian

They could have at least placed the label in the center!

Drink Your Coffee

This is just not fair. Most of us find it hard enough to wake up in the morning and keep our eyes open on our way to the coffee pot without this silliness. That’s just mean.

Drink Your Coffee

Not only is it mean because it plays tricks on blurry sleepy minds, but it also takes away valuable coffee space!

Atnaf for Everyone!

Everyone’s favorite orange carbonated beverage, Atnaf! It might be a local thing, but either way, it should definitely be picked up here too.

Atnaf For Everyone

The best bit is that the line at the top and the volume of the contents is the wrong way round.

The One-Eyed Toilet Roll Monster

This is definitely weird, and even slightly scary. As well as a rip-off as you get less toilet paper to your roll, just thought we’d mention that too!

The One-Eyed Toilet Roll Monster

This factory is truly mean to be spawning such terrifying tubes of toilet paper!

3st Place is Fabulous Darling

If you find it hard to read a tweet or Facebook post where “there, they’re and there” are misused then we recommend you look away now!

3st Place Is Fabulous Darling

3st place is great darling, well done. Now we are moving you a school immediately before you become stupid. Now go tell the kids who came in 2st 1rd place well done!

Mind Games

Is anything real on this remote, does the volume up button really mute the sound? Is it my right or your left? Honestly, why do people have to go and confuse something which really should be pretty simple?!

Mind Games

Who needs this kind of trickery when all they want to do is chill with some television?

Mixing It Up

Whoever designed this sign might have been involved with the confused bathroom signs we saw earlier. Yes, it is true, that we are moving in our understanding of gender norms and so on…

Mixing It Up

But it would be one step further for parents to decide at birth that their son is going to be a pretty princess. Not to mention just as cruel as making girls dream of being one too.

Yummy!

So we have already seen the pop-tards on sale earlier, but this just takes it one step too far! We are really hoping these aren’t chocolate fudge flavor too!

Yummy

But if you are wondering what to get for the person who has everything already, how about a poop-tart!

Save Money – Share a Balcony

If you are looking for a balcony but can’t afford your own full one, why not share one with a neighbor?

Save Money – Share A Balcony

This block of flats offers not only your very-own shared balcony (yes, we get the irony of that sentence) but also you can do some exercise when you climb out of your window to your shared balcony. Great.

Women’s Urinals

Nearly every woman has probably had the thought at least once in her life, how convenient it would be to be able to use a urinal like men can, instead of having to sit on public toilet seats and open germy doors and locks every time you want to piss… But this is just shoving it in your face that you can’t!

Women’s Urinals

We still haven’t decided what is more worrying; putting urinals in the women’s bathroom or putting the wrong sign on the bathroom so that women stumble in on men peeing all the time!

Wheelchair Access

If you can take the stairs, then please do so to your left or right, if you cannot take the stairs, we recommend taking them anyway. There will be wheelchair access when you reach the top of said stairs.

Wheelchair Access

Better still, is it seems that the wheelchair access stairs seem to end in an ever more welcoming wall. Our design architects have done it again!

Fan Trouble

We don’t know if someone thought that removing one blade would make this fan functional or if it actually hit the door already and broke.

Fan Trouble

Either way, when it gets hot we don’t want to be in this room!

Soap for tiny hands

This establishment has found ways to comply with Pesky Health Department rules and regulations that force people to wash their hands all the time and save money on soap at the same time!

Soap For Tiny Hands

But if you have tiny little hands and some imagination you can still squeeze a little out here. Ha, take that, management!

Pah, School!

If you too would like to achieve great things, maybe you should take this tough-guy’s advice and just give up on your education and quit school. Free your future of diplomas and smoking.

Pah Schoo

This fail was just too hilarious to pass up, but it is actually an anti-smoking campaign plastered to the back of a school bus.

Brail under Glass

Here is a sign we all endorse, making sure that all employees wash their hands after using the bathroom and before returning to work. Inclusive too, writing it out in Brail for their blind employees as well. They even take it so seriously they framed it and put it under glass to keep it safe.

Brail Under Glass

Um… Yeah, so that’s exactly the problem, putting the Brail under glass, kind of defeats the purpose of your inclusive sign…

Fifteen Minutes of Fame for Mr. Name

This guy must have been so excited to rush home and catch his interview on TV. It could be the moment he is spotted and whisked into the spotlight and live. Life of a celebrity!

Fifteen Minutes Of Fame For Mr. Name

And he can’t be hard to track down, as how many people can be called “Name Here Name Here” in the city? Nice one, Fox.

Brain Slush

The effects of brain freeze can be pretty bad, and that may have been what the employees who filled the slush puppies that day had about. Would you like some green cherry or red-green apple?

Brain Slush

Take a chance, or just do like the rest of us and mix them anyway.

Everything is Yellow

The person who was in charge of these crayons clearly loves yellow but just had to give the kids all the colors anyway. They probably thought to themselves, since I have to give them all the colors I will at least name them all Yellow, the true best color.

Everything Is Yellow

Sadly though it seems their dreams were not fulfilled to have yellow everywhere as the owner of these crayons seems to have used all the other colors but stayed well away from the yellow one!

Everyone Loves Satan Claus

Christmas is around the corner, and Santa Claus’s little-known brother, Satan-Claus might have beat him to it. He might live closer than the North Pole, you know, somewhere a little more south.

Everyone Loves Satan Claus

We just love whoever did this, nice one, Scrooge!

Necessary Geography Lesson

Just in case you missed that class in school, here is a necessary geography lesson for us all. Trees apparently do not more of their own accord, they are in fact stationary objects. *Gasp*.

Necessary Geography Lesson

“Trees Don’t Move” sounds like it could be a catchy song or a cool children’s book. Ohh, if we have given you any ideas, we want the copyright!

Hi, My Name is Blank

How may I help you today at Target? My name is Blank, and please let me know if I can be of any assistance. You may have already met my partner Firstname Lastname, and my cousin Name Here Name Here.

Hi, My Name Is Blank

This is probably the last corporate event this person was responsible for.

Outcast Lockers

We really cannot get our heads around why these lockers are like this, and we find it hard to understand what one has to do to be assigned these outcast lockers…

Outcast Lockers

Or… What if those are the only two lockers who are in the correct place and all the others are wrong! Whoa, mind-bending!

Shapes are in the Eye of the Beholder

So it is true that geometry was never quite our strong point, but we are pretty sure we know the difference between round and square…

Shapes Are In The Eye Of The Beholder

It says round, but this is a triangle, right?

Buy Some Get None Free

So here’s the deal, you buy three of this thing we are selling (three more than you thought you needed in the first place), and we will give you nothing for free, it really is a great deal…

Buy Some Get None Free

Quick you only have until December the 7th to snap up this fabulous deal! Thank you, Betty Crocker!

Soap Dispenser Conundrum

So… Um… What exactly happened here? You can see the soap, it is within reach, but then again, it is not.

Soap Dispenser Conundrum

Maybe they should have a sign like “Break Glass In Case of Germs”, just don’t use your dirty hands to do so.

Yeah, But We Wanted To be Used!

So yes it is true many of us are on the lookout for the best deals, and we will buy used things in good condition to save a few bucks, but even the most fanatical coupon users will probably avoid any type of used toilet paper. One step too far.

Yeah, But We Wanted To be Used

Not sure it was entirely necessary to make note that this was still butt-free toilet paper…

Wall Traffic

You may think that this traffic light was placed facing the wall out of human error or stupidity. But that would be entirely overlooking the insect colonies it is there to help and support. Obvs.

Wall Traffic

The spiders and ants are very grateful for having this traffic light to guide them and help them avoid anarchy, as well as to shine a light on the dirt that needs a clean now and then.

Playground Design Master

Playground Design master wanted. Required: whimsical creative ideas, a sadistic streak. Recommended: Hate children.

Playground Design Master

It is hard to believe that the tree came after the slide but what do we know…

Save Time

Save Time

The designers of this clock were clearly on a mission to save time. Screw all those people who need a full clock with ALL the numbers on it, lazy bunch.

Cat Mouse Scenario

Cat Mouse Scenario

Catching mice is so last year, cats nowadays are too busy plotting to take over the world and getting humans to do their dirty work while they are at it…

Cat Jesus Forgives Us All

Eating the perfect feline food may elevate your cat to Godly status is what this poster is saying we think.

Cat Jesus Forgives Us All

If We Can’t

Thank you to this random truck company who finally validated the daily affirmation to just give up.

If We Can Not

At least they aren’t selling lies like everyone else. It could also be the new storyline for a children’s book: “The Little Engine Who Thought He Couldn’t, So He Didn’t”.

Within Reach

We can see what the was plan for these stairs, it’s just that someone did it while they weren’t quite awake yet.

Within Reach

We just hope the people who live there are not in the habit of waking up like the stair’s architect and opening their doors to, well, nothing.

Best Seat in the House

Best Seat In The House

If you buy a ticket last minute you can’t expect to get the best seat in the house, however, we don’t think you would expect to be facing a brick wall either. On closer look, it is also fenced off, so this might be the section for misbehaving fans.

Who Needs a Whole When You Can Get a Half

Who Needs A Whole When You Can Get A Half

You might think that when you buy a pizza with pepperoni you would get the whole pie covered in pepperoni. The on-sale pizza said it had both mozzarella and pepperoni, but it never said they would be mixed together evenly on the pie!

Just a Mindset

Just A Mindset

These spoons are a good value because it takes less plastic to make a fork, brilliant thinking: – all you have to do is change your way of thinking and believe it’s a spoon. After all, that’s what’s written, right?

Pumpkin Identity Crisis

Pumpkin Identity Crisis

Great price, which may explain a lot, it might be the way the photo is taken, but those orange pumpkin pails sure seem blue to us… Orange pumpkins? So 2018.

It’s All in the Meaning

It Is All In The Meaning

Kisses and hugs, hugs and kisses, I say fish and chips, you say chips and fish, let’s not get too picky. If you’re getting those in whatever order and the bar of choc on Valentine’s Day, then it is already going well. And Hershey’s? We hope their concentration powers are on making good chocolate.

In The Beginning There Was Chicken.

In The Beginning There Was Chicken

Oh, that famous line. It all starts with chicken. That’s a shelf of odd-looking chicken. Perhaps it meant to say it all starts with ground beef and then we may ask what starts exactly and could ‘it’ start with, say doughnuts?

Christmas Decoration Idea

There’s no better way to dress the top of the Christmas tree in that time-honored true Christian tradition than a massive Star of David. I can’t believe this plastic art piece hasn’t caught on as the classic Christmas decoration.

Christmas Decoration Idea

Or maybe it is the manufacturer’s way of creating peace and harmony between religions, making Jews feel welcome at Christmas time.

For the Round Hot-Dog

For The Round Hot Dog

Yes, these are indeed buns, but not the obvious ones for hot dogs. Unless those sausages are now being created around just for the purpose of these buns. It is up to you if you decide to buy or move on to the next store… We know what we would do…

No prizes for the Sub Editor

The news of the 35 kittens found dead in a freezer was sad enough but pairing it up on the front cover with a story where a man is grilling some unknown meat, just conjures up images we really could do without. We reckon this editor won’t be in the running for any journalist awards just yet…

No Prizes For The Sub Editor

Monroe might be a lovely town for all we know, but we think we will avoid going there for dinner in the nearest future…

Lost in Translation

We think they are trying to help us out by telling us the reason it is discounted… So what, there never were any brids? What about bidrs?

Lost In Translation

What are they going to do with all those plant pots in the storeroom?

What is a Banana Anyway?

What Is A Banana Anyway

Someone somewhere has learned that that pineapple is a banana. Maybe it really is a banana just dressed up as a pineapple? It could be that, in fact, you are not looking at socks at all, but a hat. We really don’t know who to trust anymore.

Peaches with bolognaise anyone?

You know when you get home from work and you check the larder and think I’ll just throw a sauce together with my 1 tin of diced tomatoes. Yep, it looks like its one of those evenings except you just got dessert for dinner instead!

Peaches With Bolognaise Anyone

These peaches come with roasted garlic and onions, as promised on the can “A Great Recipe Starter”… Just don’t invite us over for dinner!

Spot the Irony

Spot The Irony

Or a welcoming sign of employment inclusion where the people who can’t spell get a job writing street signs.

Why Don’t You Just Say It Like It Is?

Why Don’t You Just Say It Like It Is

In the sympathy section, you can now buy a card that expresses gratitude for finally saying goodbye to that grumpy old man. And the countdown is over with a yay!

New Recipe

Real and tasty babies or is it the wipes they are referring to, or maybe to them both together? Either way, it’s a particular diet that we’ve never heard of. If you know of any recipes we’d be intrigued…

New Recipe

Or maybe they were referring to the wipes that are real and tasty…? Either way, if you know of any recipes with these ingredients please let us know!

Inside Job

So the big sign inside the restaurant offers you delivery but you are already in the restaurant ordering your food. So this way you get to offer yourself a delivery service ordering the food to yourself. Inspired.

Inside Job

Don’t forget to write a review on how well you delivered the food to yourself and knock yourself out with a large tip, you earned it.

Sugar minus the Sugar

Sugar Minus The Sugar

We’d love to have an inkling of what’s inside the sugar-free sugar bag. No one here is professing to be an expert but last time we looked that was all that really could be in a bag with the title sugar.

Tangerines of the Watermelon Kind

Tangerines Of The Watermelon Kind

Well, it is probably true that tangerines can come in somewhat different sizes, but we have yet to see tangerines that big, or that green for that matter! There may be a little difficult to get into your kid’s lunch boxes too…

Superheroes Confused

Superheroes Confused

This superhero lighter obviously inspired by Spiderman but because he just could not put his name on such a product that condones smoking, Superman ends up getting the blame.

Paint Wet Until It Dries

Just in case anyone was confused when they saw a ‘wet paint’ sign; wet paint usually dries at some point, and the writer of this sign thought it necessary to tell us that too. It is often tempting when seeing a wet paint sign to touch it, just impulsively, so this person might be trying to provoke more people into such impulsive behavior with the option that it may be wet and it may not be…

Paint Wet Until It Dries

Or maybe it is a whole philosophy… what is wet anyway? Maybe someone’s wet is another person’s dry?

Obstructing the Blind

Obstructing The Blind

It is so great that nowadays things have become more inclusive and accessible to all different sorts of people. But to just go out and prank blind people on busy street corners? That’s another level….

Thanks for the Tip!

Thanks For The Tip

This is a great reflection of our current widespread lack of common sense because everyone is protecting themselves from lawsuits, because some people who took peanuts from the massive sack of peanuts, then filed a lawsuit against the shop because there was no sign that said ‘peanuts’. If you are allergic to peanuts, make sure you spot the hidden danger here! The world has gone mad!

Opposing Instructions

This is a real mind-bender. Do we enter and be seen as rebels, or do we not enter and be seen as rebels? It says push but does it really mean pull? It also looks like some sort of hospital or something – so that’s one way of making sure patients come in slowly, and after a lot of thought, or maybe don’t come in at all…

Opposing Instructions

…because we think if we came here we would opt for the safest option which would be to get back in the car and go home.

Chinese Stars and Banners

Ahhh this is the little known 50th state of America, China. It is a little confusing, but there was once a communist country called China, and America and China did not always get along so well, but then America said we will give you our flag if you come and set up your own state. So they did. The End.

Chinese Stars And Banners

Or maybe not The End. Maybe the box was made in China and the product in America? Or maybe it is the other way round? Either way, we think America had the last laugh here…

Messing with our Heads

Messing With Our Heads

This is just plain confusing, we thought the whole keypad, mouse section, of laptops was pretty much universal!? Thanks, Acer, but we can make our own typos just fine without any more help!

Painful Swing

Another swing designed by our sadistic playground creator who really does not like kids! The good thing about this swing is that your kid will find it pretty hard to fall out of, however, the other thing is that they will find it pretty hard to get into in the first place, and they can forget the whole swinging in a swing part too!

Painful Swing

I really cannot even begin to understand what was happening here…

Dog-Ostrich

Who knows the difference between an ostrich and a dog? Yup, that’s right, it is pretty hard to say… feathers and fur, beaks and nozzles, paws and claws, it really is impossible to tell the difference between the two!

Dog Ostrich

This could teach a whole new generation that just because we call something one thing doesn’t mean we can’t call it something else too… so take that, institutions!

Milk with your Cereal?

Everyone knows that milk with cereal is optional, but have you considered the new novel option of putting your bowl ON your cereal? It really enhances the taste… of the bowl.

Milk With Your Cereal

This may be a great way for the lactose intolerant amongst us to enjoy a tasty bowl of cereal in the morning, or maybe the cereal company is in cahoots with the paper towel manufacturers…

Only 9.95 That They Say Don’t Pay

Only 9.95 That They Say Don’t Pay

This is a very clear question we are being asked here, why pay $9.95 for these goggles when you can get them for only $9.95? Don’t miss the sale, pay regular price on these high-quality swimming goggles now, act quickly so you don’t miss the sale!

Same Film, Different Actor

Same Film, Different Actor

Time has not been good for Hollywood celebrity, Billy Dee Williams. He doesn’t even look like the same person anymore. Sometimes, living the high life really takes its toll on an actor. In fact, it looks like he’s been through some pretty serious Star Wars.

The Paralympic Parking Spot

The Paralympic Parking Spot

This might be an Egyptian hieroglyph (that loosely translates into “You only had one job!). Or maybe just a parking spot for Paralympic athletes, and the various acrobats who use wheelchairs too, who are able to swing upside down and twist their bodies in ways athletes can.

Tears with your Snack Anyone?

‘Snacks’ can definitely mean a variety of things’ depending on where you come from, what you like to eat, and so on. A nice big selection of onions is certainly one type of snack somewhere in the world.

Tears With Your Snack Anyone

It is also a great way to ensure that your co-workers stay well away from after lunch if you have just munched on a couple of these.

Bike Path to the Road

In most of the big cities nowadays, all around the world, bike lanes are becoming more and more common, encouraging more to ride and to do so safely… That is, all around the world except here, where they really hate cyclists it seems…

Bike Path To The Road

But they keep them under the illusion they do like them by giving them a cycling lane, only to lead them into the barrier on the side of the road. End of your journey if you like it or not!

Commonwealth Canada

So yeah, Canada is cool, and so is the United Kingdom… but this is a massive fail. Unless we just missed the memo, we think Canada’s flag is not the union jack…

Commonwealth Canada

It could also be a statement of love: Canada-Heart-UK…

Skirt In Place of Head

Magic will unfold! Just give us a saw and we will saw this beautiful woman in half and put her back together again the right way round. We just need a little glue and understanding of human anatomy.

Skirt In Place Of Head

Something seems a little out of place here… Not quite sure what. Maybe we will just wait until whoever did this sobers up to ask them what’s wrong with this image…

Accident on the Left Lane, Use the Left Lane

Accident On The Left Lane Use The Left Lane

The left lane is closed because of a major accident so the best advice we can give is to make sure to use the left lane so that you can guarantee driving straight into accident territory… Sound advice!

Looking Funny, Bunny

Looking Funny, Bunny

We can just imagine the poor guy who thought ‘that’s a great deal! I will surprise the kids with a lovely bunny rabbit!’, brought it home, only to be reeducated by his kids that it is, in fact, a ferret. Or maybe it is a raccoon. Whatever it is – it is definitely not a rabbit!

Avocado with your Avocado Wrap?

Avocado With Your Avocado Wrap

Glad they remembered to add the avocado here with the rest of the ingredients for their ‘Avocado Wrap’… Did they forget or was it on purpose? Isn’t it a bit obvious though? Or did too many customers seem confused they felt the need to write it?

Personal Space Bla Bla

Everyone knows that when men pee in urinals in a public restroom, they will do their best to avoid eye contact with other men… This set-up aims to destroy that system, aiming for a little bromance to evolve here. Personal space – pah!

Personal Space Bla Bla

These also seem to be the only two urinals in the place… We think we will just wait outside!

The 23nd Annual

The 23nd Annual

Last year was the 22st annual event, where everyone got drunk and designed the t-shit for the 23nd annual event. Maybe they should also get a medal for 3nd place of badly designed t-shirts.

It’s Candy That’s What Counts

Although they are advertised as ring-pops but they seem like they are not, they actually are! Just the DIY kind, allowing for some arts and crafts in the process of candy eating too. It encouraged kids to make their own candy rings with the stems of regular lollipops. Soo Creative!

It Is Candy That Is What Counts

Or maybe not, and somebody just thought what the heck no one will notice the contents look nothing like the huge sign and pictures on the side of the box – candy is candy! How little they know children!

Tip Me

Tip Me

Seeing as this is a hotel loading zone, even the light thought ‘wait a minute why am I doing all this work for nothing in return?! I want to be tipped too!’ so they put their hand out every time someone tries to cross the road.

The Infiltrator or Traitor?

The Infiltrator Or Traitor

“Radioing into headquarters, I have arrived with the rest of the pack, preparing to make contact with our source, no one suspects anything, my size and shape has been enough to confuse everyone well enough”.

Too Cool for School?

Too Cool For School

For those who thought they were too cool for school, and then made many terribly embarrassing mistakes, this is a cautious warning to make sure you STAY IN SCHOOL!

Ecuadorian Long Yellow Things

Ecuadorian Long Yellow Things

So what we call ‘bananas’ are called ‘long yellow things’ in Ecuador… This store might have good prices but we are not so sure we can trust its produce department employees who have never met a banana before!

Acts of Passion

Acts Of Passion

So we know that in tartlet lingo, tartlet means ‘little, and sometimes, tiny, tartlet’, but in our dictionary of tartlet lingo we never saw the bit that said ‘on your tiny tartlet you will have a minuscule amount of fruit filling too’! Maybe someone was very passionate about the passion fruit and ate it all before packing them?

Secure Door

Secure Door

None shall enter this gate when it is shut – from the moment on the pathway will be closed to pedestrians… wait someone got by! How on earth did they manage that?! Magic powers everyone!

Mother’s Dream Gift

Mothers Dream Gift

Here we present the gift that will keep on giving, flush after flush! Save money on that fresh bouquet of flowers you might have given your mom on mother’s day, and get her this dreamy floral-scented toilet blast toilet gel instead! Every mother’s dream! We recommend this is the gift set with a toilet brush and wipes. Show them you truly care.

Dipped Upside Down

Dipped Upside Down

Ice cream dipping training day was a good day for all, but when this person’s training day arrived the production line supervisor and teacher was out, and wasn’t there to explain that it should be like the picture… Either that or someone was just having a good laugh with this one…

Bench in Trouble

This bench has been a naughty, naughty bench, so it is in detention behind the bars. You can look at it but you can’t get very close – it may also be dangerous. We think that it is a bit of harsh punishment if you ask us, but then again, we didn’t hear the whole story first.

Bench In Trouble

If you came from the other way though you could definitely use it as a good place to lie down, squeezing in between the bench and fence.

Confused

We’re not sure who is more upset by this error, Fluffy the cat or Freddy the dog. Well, actually, come to think about it, we are more upset than either of them; trying to rip us off for $25 for a picture frame!

Confused

Is the 50% off the $25 or was it $50 to begin with?

Popular Geography

This T-shit may have been made in Chian where Asia is everywhere, all the world is Asia, even if everyone else calls that continent Africa.

Popular Geography

Popular geography has now been disseminated to the masses, and the future is lost to us now.

In-House Swim Anyone?

Some strange luck here when the purpose-built swimming pool stayed pretty dry while the entire rest of the house and garden were flooded.

In House Swim Anyone?

Well, it is so much more fun, and better exercise to have to swim in your kitchen to cook or make a coffee, who walks in their houses nowadays, that is soo last year!

Straight Ahead for Some Diabetes

Straight Ahead For Some Diabetes

Who said advertisements always lie? Finally, one that tells the truth, head straight ahead for the Dollar Menu at McDonald’s, where a heart attack could be right around the corner. Oh, the brilliance of juxtaposition sometimes!

Batman Superguy

Batman Superguy

Ahh, the good old Batman vs. Superman chestnut… We all know what happened in the movie, and here it is laid out for us in the form of a satchel. There once was Batman, who was pushed aside by the superhero Superman who smashed him with his fist, and all that was left of Batman was his name in the sky.

I Love Arts and Crafts Too

We have the sneaky feeling that this t-shirt was not referring to the arts and crafts form of collages but rather talking about that place where people go for a higher education, what’s it called again…? College maybe?

I Love Arts And Crafts Too

We love learning too, and we think she should go back to school or just stick to collages.

Solid Parenting Advice

Solid Parenting Advice

The message here is that when you have a baby make sure you stock up on plenty of wine and beer to get you through their early years, and then get the harder stuff such as whiskey and tequila to help you through their teens. Everyone knows: Happy parents = happy children!

Well it is a Type of Utensil

We had it in plastic and now we have the famous fork-not-a-fork-but-a-spoon utensil in stainless steel! It’s a really good deal!

Well It Is A Type Of Utensil

Maybe whoever packaged these was sick and tired of societal norms and just threw it all in our faces for rebellion against… well… cutlery.

Bad Idea

We are sure this weather girl does a great job, she just forgot one important technical detail on this day before work. Wearing green when standing from a blank green screen, may make you invisible and blend in with the background…

Bad Idea

Well, obviously, stripes make you look fat, black makes you look thin, and green makes you invisible! Basics!

Mixed Messaging

You can turn left when the green arrow shows, just don’t ever turn left. OK?

Mixed Messaging

Mixed messaging at its most funny, and possibly, most dangerous.

Where Up is Down

Where Up Is Down

This elevator might know of the concept of Up but it likes only to go down, or at least make you feel like you are going down, or just to confuse you about all the ‘down’ in life. Whatever happens, just don’t look to this elevator for inspiration or hope in life.

Zipper Blooper

Zipper Blooper

Although these ladies look great, they would probably look great in a sack too, but whoever designed these outfits should have considered the agreed fashion faux pau of putting zippers on the front of the outfit…

What She Said

What She Said

This dedicated cheerleader thought ‘my team is doing pretty well, I am going to cheer those poor airline pilots and astronauts on as they fly overhead, always forgotten and overlooked up there in the sky’. Nice one!