Dog-Ostrich
Who knows the difference between an ostrich and a dog? Yup, that’s right, it is pretty hard to say… feathers and fur, beaks and nozzles, paws and claws, it really is impossible to tell the difference between the two!
This could teach a whole new generation that just because we call something one thing doesn’t mean we can’t call it something else too… so take that, institutions!
Milk with your Cereal?
Everyone knows that milk with cereal is optional, but have you considered the new novel option of putting your bowl ON your cereal? It really enhances the taste… of the bowl.
This may be a great way for the lactose intolerant amongst us to enjoy a tasty bowl of cereal in the morning, or maybe the cereal company is in cahoots with the paper towel manufacturers…