We have all seen our fair share of hilarious t-shirts, though you should know you are in for a goldmine of the most ridiculous tops you will ever find! When you look at these shirts, we bet you’ll wonder just how much effort people put into the things they buy and wear. Who knows what these people were thinking? While funny T-shirts are a hit or miss affair, we love what these folks did with theirs.
Hilarious T-Shirts That Are The Very Definition Of ‘Fail’
I remember this one time I visited the flea market near our house when I was a little kid. The market offered some pretty cool stuff and the people selling them were just as interesting. Our father took me and my siblings around the shops and we loved looking at the various knickknacks on display. We wanted to buy so many things and as we were begging our father for some many, we stumbled onto a man playing his guitar in a corner. He has a very memorable spot in my memory because he launched into the most appropriate song possible: “You can’t always get what you want…” As he played on, my dad shot him a smile and that was enough to quiet us kids. However, I suddenly found the one thing I wanted the most at that very moment. It was right there, hanging at the display front in a stall and it appeared to glow. Well, it was actually the early nineties and fluorescent clothes were considered trendy. The shirt was definitely attractive with its hues of pink, blue, yellow, and orange. However, the colors weren’t what got my attention – it was the text printed in front: “Ready for War! Got my F-bombs!” When I was at that age, I thought it was the most ingenious thing ever. I headed for my father, pointed to the shirt of my dreams, and started to express how much I wanted it. Dad took a look at what I was pointing at and he simply started laughing. He shot me down, though that was probably the best course of action.
Some t-shirts were meant to become a hit in the fashion world, though some were never meant to see the light of day. We are all walking pieces of art when we dress up so make sure you wear something you actually like! We strictly do not recommend asking the people in this slideshow for fashion advice, though at least we can use them for some high-quality entertainment!
Why The Stereotype?
She might be blonde but what has that got to do with anything? Fine, the t-shirt might say collage instead of college, though maybe she’s just really passionate about the craft! Certainly, this is meant to be ironic, and that this young lady is actually finishing up a theoretical master’s degree in quantum mechanics. Well, maybe not, but at least she made a few people laugh. Keep trying, collage fans!
Why The Stereotype?
There’s A Twist
Nope, you definitely do not look fat in that shirt… Hold on. That’s not what she was asking! We admire her for turning a huge stereotype into something else altogether. You have to possess an incredible self-esteem and body image to even think of pulling this one off, and maybe she should consider pulling off her shirt before she actually ends up offending someone without the same level of confidence.
There’s A Twist
Choose Another Shirt
We don’t think there could be a better photo in existence when discussing hilarious t-shirts! Personally, we believe that a caption is unnecessary for the image because the shirt already says everything. You never expect that you would become the victim of your own sense of humor when the gods of irony decide to pick on you. We wonder what crime this man committed. Well, at least he can keep an entire police station laughing.
Choose Another Shirt
It’ll Take You A Second
You’re probably wondering what could possibly be wrong with this Rolling Stones shirt. Well, there isn’t really anything wrong with it, though it seems to have a mind of its own! If you don’t understand what we’re talking about, we recommend taking a closer look. Now that you have realized the scandalous juxtaposition, you will never look at the Rolling Stones logo the same away again. Or maybe you will become an instant fan of the rockers!
It’ll Take You A Second
Good For Them
Well, we’re not sure we ‘belieb’, though we can appreciate men who are passionate about their beliefs. They were certainly not shy about expressing the way they felt about the Canadian pop star! While we probably would not have very positive results if we put the question of whether positive masculinity and an affinity for Justin Bieber go hand in hand to the rest of the masculine population, at least we know there would be two positive answers.
Good For Them
Who’s Going To Try
Here, we strongly advise you not to even try. It might be tempting to swipe across her shirt, though we bet you will suffer the consequences if you don’t keep your fingers to yourself. Swiping is best left to dating apps and lock screens! Rather, we recommend asking this woman out politely, going on a few dates if she says yes, and then when things get serious, then try your luck!
Who’s Going To Try
Nothing Wrong With Confidence
It might not look like it, though we will have you know that this fellow is a great guy. Girls are head over heels in love with him! Luckily for the ladies, the t-shirt explains that there is enough of him to go around. When you are part of a certain weight category, it really helps to build your confidence by making cheeky jokes like this. We would totally take him out on a date if he asked!
Nothing Wrong With Confidence
The Perfect Bite
Surely it wasn’t planned but to this beautiful trio picture, we have Marilyn Monroe stealing the focus out of these lovely women. The positioning doesn’t leave much room for imagination. Was Marylin known for chomping on people’s private parts? While we are not sure, the Marylin on this lady’s shirt clearly needs a bit of reigning in. We strongly suggest that this woman reconsider her choice of shirts when going in for a group hug.
The Perfect Bite
Is It Worth Asking?
There are certain situations that you simply do not want any involvement in. If you ask us, we would say that the reconciliation between this guy and his friend counts. It’s definitely an issue that they should resolve by themselves. Lesson learned: do not call a friend a duck! This is a classic case of Asian shirts with random English text on them that makes no hilarious sense at all.
Is It Worth Asking?
What Does She Mean?
We have to admit that we’re having problems understanding what she wants to say. Could there actually be hills in Florida that geography class didn’t mention? Well, two sizeable ones just cropped up in the country that we are sure that many geologists would be interested in. Maybe a lot of people without any relevant qualifications too. Well, we hope that this lovely lady continues with her geographical passions successfully.
What Does She Mean?
Taking Credit Where It’s Due
It is definitely difficult to overcome anorexia so we would like to give this guy some kudos for beating an eating disorder. However, it seems like he has developed a new one in the form of obesity this time… Strangely, we highly doubt that this gentleman ever had anorexia in the first place. This is another case of the grander individuals among us using humor to build their confidence and get people to laugh.
Taking Credit Where It’s Due
Well It Worked
There is absolutely no question about the way subliminal messages affect the way we behave. We bet it even played a part when you paid for the last product you bought. This example might not exactly be subtle, though it apparently works nonetheless. They say that opposites attract. We really hope that this dude takes it easy from time to time and leaves some ladies for the rest of us.
Well It Worked
Bet He Loves This T-Shirt
Her boyfriend must love her even more whenever she heads out in this t-shirt. He probably adores it to the point where he never wants to leave her side! Nope, not even to go to the bathroom. This is the kind of lady that loves to cause trouble, and we really hope that her boyfriend is over six feet tall and incredibly muscular, maybe even possessing a black belt in some particularly lethal type of martial arts.
Bet He Loves This T-Shirt
Do What Now?
Well, we aren’t quite sure how ‘clap’ turned into ‘crap’, though we’re sure there must be a reason for it. This guy is definitely a champ for wearing a shirt like this one! If, for some reason, we did end up taking his advice, we would certainly ‘make some noise!’ This would have been a cool shirt if the linguistical differences between certain countries did not result in such hilarious miscommunication.
Do What Now?
So Close
Are you familiar with the saying, “close but no cigar”? Well, little miss ‘Almost Famous’ right here seems to know everything about it. We actually quite admire her for this as we are all “almost famous” in our own ways! We cannot help but wonder what she hopes to become famous for one day, but given the presence of a certain iconic owl’s replacement of the ‘o’, we cannot help but think we know exactly what.
So Close
Let’s Hope The She Loses WiFi
Oh no! That fuel tank is nearly loaded. It is high time to find the wi-fi router and pull out the plug. No one wants to stick around for a fart-bomb, after all. The loading time is almost over, so you had better leave this entire shop, no matter how large it appears to be. This nuclear bomb is going to wipe out most of the store’s customers in a split second, so you had best head for a shelter immediately.
Let’s Hope The She Loses WiFi
What Does Hers Say?
His shirt is as honest and blunt as it can get, though we want to check what hers says. Regardless, it seems like his top is working effectively as we can see the lady following its advice. She is certainly doing her best! We love how he is watching her expectantly, probably believing that his ironic sense of humor is soon going to become literal. Keep dreaming my friend, and girls, stop drinking.
What Does Hers Say?
Brutal
Well, it was pretty funny at first. This guy wearing a hot pink shirt is quite an amusing sight on its own. However, it might be a good idea to read what it says before you start laughing at him! The fact that he is apparently wearing your girlfriend’s shirt is clearly no laughing matter. While we doubt that your girlfriend has a thing for much, much older men, you might want to check her wardrobe for any similar kinds of shirts.
Brutal
Yes, Yes, Food Makes Us Dumb
We all know what it feels like to fall in love with food, right? You will probably be drooling and wagging your figurative tail when your favorite dish is about to be served! Oops, we got a little sidetracked there so let us go back to the shirt at hand. Clearly, food has the ability to make us all dumb. We are quite sure that whoever designed this shirt does not speak English very well.
Yes, Yes, Food Makes Us Dumb
Tells It Like It Is
In case you failed to notice the cast he has on, you should appreciate this dude for his honesty. He does not only do dumb stuff – he is proud that he does dumb things! That must count for something, right? He did warn us, however, and his shirt has become a bitter irony for him. We strongly hope that his parents redesign his wardrobe for him and remove any subliminal messages.
Tells It Like It Is
It’s Not Me, It’s You
What would an ideal world look like to you? What about exactly like this t-shirt? Instead of us needing money, money would need us. Yeah, we have no idea how that would work, but it sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? It’s like going to buy a new pair of shoes but the shoes want to buy you! These ladies are clearly under the impression that any business would benefit greatly from having them as assets.
It’s Not Me, It’s You
Bar-Bells
When you go to the gym for a workout, it’s always a good idea to have something to drink. But perhaps for this young lady, we should clarify that we mean water. Let’s at least admit that we think this shirt is really cute and funny. We strongly suggest that you do not mix alcohol and heavy gym equipment, or you might need a shirt that says ‘Gym and Hospital.’
Bar-Bells
He’s Got Standards
This guy must have had a tough few months. He has recently grown a mustache, earned a fuller belly, and the girls can’t get enough of him! It must be tough warding all the women away. Luckily, he has this hysterical t-shirt that sends the message loud and clear. Only model-like ladies, please! We doubt that any models will dropping in for some… whatever it is that he has in that pan.
He’s Got Standards
A For Effort
What a nice map of Asia… wait. That’s Africa! Whoever designed these shirts definitely need to take a look at the world map! At least we were lucky enough to have been spared with a more detailed map of the African continent. This could be some kind of political message snubbing China for its imperialist involvement in Africa? You will be amazed at how much Chinese business is in Africa today!
A For Effort
Shaming At Disneyland
When you head out to the most magical place on earth, it might be a good idea to take a look at your shirt before you slip it on. If you’re visiting Disneyland, this might just be the worst thing to wear. Minnie Mouse could not handle the horrible and morbid display, facepalming at the sight of this man’s hateful message against all anthropomorphic cartoon mice. We hope that they got him an “I Love Mickey!” shirt to wear instead.
Shaming At Disneyland
Good Education
Ooh, who could have given the little kid this ironic t-shirt? Maybe the parents wanted to ensure their child earns a spot on our list. It’s definitely one of the most hilarious t-shirts you will find here! We will make sure to take her advice to heart, however. Why stress over your intellectual and professional qualms when you could simply ‘stupid more?’ We hope that this little girl does not stupid more on her report.
Good Education
It’s All Their Fault
These days, more and more people are rallying for gender equality, though this guy is stuck waiting for a lucky lady to invite him to dinner. We bet he probably resents the fact that he is still a bachelor in this day and age! We highly doubt that this gentleman will be ending his unlucky streak, given his toxic sense of entitlement and not his rather disturbing and threatening appearance.
It’s All Their Fault
Dare Gone Wrong
This guy must have lost a huge bet and he is now here to suffer the consequences. As far as punishments go, it’s not too bad. After all, he does get to spend some time at the pool. However, we’re sure parents did not appreciate it as much he did! This man is not ashamed to admit that he is a public menace, going from one pubic pool and resort to another spreading his taint. He will be coming to a pool party near you very soon!
Dare Gone Wrong
She’s Smart
Some old adages no longer apply and we think that includes the saying, “Good things come to those who wait”. Why not go out and make it a reality instead? This woman’s determination is admirable! She does not have any time to waste, spending every minute possible committed to furthering her business, which we are guessing has something to do with the fashion industry. Good on you lady, spread that motivation!
She’s Smart
Think Good And It Will Be Good
We don’t think that riding the back of a truck counts as keeping you safe. Who knows what this guy was thinking? Maybe he was a firm believer that merely “thinking safe” is enough to ensure his safety. Well, at least he has a firm grip on the back of this truck, let us just hope that the flap does not randomly open, or that the driver does not take any speed humps too fast, or take any corners too hard.
Think Good And It Will Be Good
He Knows
With the way slang constantly evolves, we know that it can be difficult to keep up with the times. However, this guy is certainly more ‘woke’ than others. This ‘bae’ is pretty ‘lit’ if you ask us. The similarly aged couple to his left is glaring at him with fierce disapproval, clearly wishing that he stuck to grey jackets and plain white caps like they do. He doesn’t seem to care though!
He Knows
Too Perfect
It seems like Tim was given this t-shirt thanks to his attempts at bringing new ideas to life. Perhaps it is unnecessary to mention that they mostly end in failure. However, the important thing for him is that he has “been there, done that, got the t-shirt”. It seems like they boosted far too hard on this swampy adventure, ramming their boat straight into the reedy banks. We hope that a friend with actual good ideas comes to the rescue.
Too Perfect
How Honest Is This
Most of us will know that this is Chevron, though we still cannot discount how hysterical this is. Chevron might be a gas company, though they probably need a better designer to make their t-shirts! This guy must be a fan of kidney bean burritos and chili con carne to claim that he has an exceptional amount of fart potential. Better steer clear of this guy when he hits the buffet.
How Honest Is This
Haters Gonna Hate
Age should not be your defining characteristic. That’s what your personality is for! The fellow in the picture is a busy man and he doesn’t have the time to waste on rebuking his haters. Given his powerful posture and determined walk, we are sure that he is an incredibly confident gentleman who has never allowed his Sunday shopping to be deterred by potential critics. He just bought his newspaper and is going to sit down with it and a nice cup of tea.
Haters Gonna Hate
Nirvana Who?
If you are not a fan of Nirvana, then he highly doubt that this t-shirt will move you. To be honest, however, it would not speak to Nirvana fans either as we have no idea who these guys in the shirt are. Oh, wait, this is the iconic pop band, Hanson! We are sure that heavy rock fans will take incredible offense at having their legendary band mocked so. You could also go for a shirt with Lisa from The Simpsons calling people losers.
Nirvana Who?
And Then He Was Arrested
The shirt he’s wearing is pretty telling, isn’t it? He had to live the reality the t-shirt depicted! Perhaps next time he can wear something more positive. Something to do with winning the lottery would be a great idea. Is that a teardrop tattoo on his right eye? We really hope that the cops did not arrive at a murder scene, then. We hope that his cell mates appreciated his sense of humor as much as he did.
And Then He Was Arrested
Have You Seen Rita?
He has probably gone missing one time too many and this is how she came up with a genius plan. If you ever find him wandering about, don’t forget to bring him back to her! You’ll know who she is. When you get to a certain age, you tend to go wandering about more often, making shirts like these less humorous and more useful. Rita will never lose track of her man with such a bold and direct print!
Have You Seen Rita?
Eat Cake, Friends
Well, he does have a great point, doesn’t he? Now, do you think this means eating candy and cake is a way to keep safe? If the answer is ‘yes’, sign us up! While we would rather that you take a course in self-defense or sign up at your local dojo, you really cannot fault this man’s logic. We would hate to see potential kidnappers put his logic to the test at what looks like a music festival with so many people around.
Eat Cake, Friends
Hi And Bye
Are you a hater? If so, hi. Well, bye. This the way you should act if you have any haters trying to bring you down. When you have the right attitude, no one will ever succeed. This man is a lot older than the largely youthful-looking crowd and obviously had to compensate by wearing this edgy and unconventional piece of clothing. He is also having the time of his life, sweating profusely after taking who knows what.
Hi And Bye
Borrowing His Shirt
We bet you have the same thing in mind – just whose shirt is this, exactly? We bet she got it for him. Now that laundry day has come, she has no choice but to wear it for herself. If she is indeed wearing this shirt sincerely, however, then we are very worried about the fact that she is walking toward her car! We hope that whoever took this photo will be doing the driving.
Borrowing His Shirt
Punny?
We don’t know what you’re thinking, though it is probably not all that crappy. After all, he has not said anything gross thus far. Maybe it is high time for you to get your head out of the gutter! We really hope that this guy does enjoy a pleasingly refreshing bowel movement, and does not bring his truck to this scenic harbor for some illicit polluting. He is certain to eat a big meal here, and take dumping to the next level.
Punny?
With A Smile
This little lady right here might have a fantastic denture-filled smile, though don’t be fooled. She has been alive long enough to learn that people are full of themselves as well as full of s… They say that old people get quite crabby with age, but this lovely lady seems quite happy! We are sure that she would still treat us to some fresh cherry pie and a good, strong cup of coffee.
With A Smile
Is It Lunch?
Well, we really don’t think this was the most appropriate thing you could wear when visiting a pig petting zoo. This guy was probably thinking about lunch the entire time! If you are vegan, then we sincerely apologize for this one. You could use this photograph in your activist blog, however, as another shameless example of carnivores’ abuse of the non-human animal kingdom. Look out, Babe, this guy has his hungry eyes on you!
Is It Lunch?
This Is Motivation
You should feel ashamed when you are the person behind him! Clearly, the only thing getting in the way between you and your goals is yourself. This might prompt random people with complexes to kick themselves into action and start running ahead of this gentleman. If you cannot take a sweet and motivational joke like this with a pinch of salt, then you really need to check yourself. Go boy, go!
This Is Motivation
Recognize Me?
Oops, we bet the cows at this petting zoo had no idea how to act at the very first exchange between a cow and child. This one must have been surprised to find a relative there and then! This cow was completely perplexed to find her cousin Daisy staring right back at her! Hopefully, she did not think that this young man had eaten her and that she was literally staring out of his stomach.
Recognize Me?
Mathematically Proven
A research conducted by the very official “Angry Woman Street Committee” has revealed that she is 20% hotter than the rest of us. We really need to take her mathematical logic into question, however. Is she taking the Global Hotness Index into account, or does she mean that she is 20% hotter than each individual’s separate Hotness Index? Either way, we really hope that this lady manages to cool down quickly before she suffers from heatstroke.
Mathematically Proven
Love Makes The World Go Round
We do love the tropical paradise in Southeast Asia, though it seems like there are plenty of things we do not know about it. For example, we weren’t aware that when you love Thailand, someone in Thailand love you. We would love to know exactly which person in Thailand loves him. Maybe the back of his shirt has a detailed biography of this amorous individual, and exactly why they love our fuzzy hatted adventurer.
Love Makes The World Go Round
Attention Seeker
It must be difficult being the only daughter among sons. For one thing, your opinion will always be drowned out by the noise boys make. However, she was able to find a solution to her problems. We cannot tell whether she is overjoyed to have finally found a way to be listened to, or if she is just purely indignantly amused. Either way, keep farting lady and let us hope that you finally get the attention that you deserve.
Attention Seeker
Hysterical T-Shirts Win
We bet you had to take another look at this photo! We did a double-take ourselves. How brilliant is this t-shirt? More importantly, where can we get one? This man is having the life squeezed out of him by an enormous giant, and from his expression, we can tell that he is incredibly uncomfortable. Let us hope that this shirt shows him some mercy soon, and loosens its grip on his intestines!
Hysterical T-Shirts Win
Police Went With The Majority
As we all know, police officers constantly make difficult calls in various situations. They need to decide whether to shoot or not when chasing a perp. While everyone has a good side, some has as little as only 2%. This police officer had to make a tough call when he arrested her and we bet it had something to do with her 98% naughtiness! She definitely mixed up her angel and naughty figures.
Police Went With The Majority
Different FBI
Certain emergencies require the attention of the FBI, though we sure hope you get in touch with the official agency. Sure, this guy may look like a reliable fellow, though we don’t think he’s qualified. We really hope that his definition of the FBI was not also the reason that he was having his mugshot taken, as that would a type of humor that has been too forced. Try some subtlety, dude!
Different FBI
Jesus Or Pepsi
We are usually made to choose between two things: temptation and the right path. However, if you get the opportunity to get both the Pepsi you’ve been craving and the righteous path, you’re clearly doing something right. While some of our more religious readers might find this shirt rather blasphemous, the message is not, and her certainly has made the right choice by pursuing worship over sin. Keep praying, buddy!
Jesus Or Pepsi
It Really Is Difficult
We will have to agree with what this says. English is a language that must be tough to learn as some rules don’t make any sense! If you need an example, just think about quiet, quite, and quit. This young cowboy will certainly be choosing simpler words in the future. We also agree with your shirt’s message wholeheartedly. As writers, no one knows how difficult spelling is better than we do!
It Really Is Difficult
What’s He Driving?
That’s a pretty great license plate! However, does anyone have any clue what car he drives? Moreover, what could his actual plate number be? This man has decided that he is too attractive to be in the 40+ age bracket. He will be forever young, and exceptionally good-looking. We do not think that he is in Canada, however, given the incredible sunshine on what looks like a particularly radiant day.
What’s He Driving?
Well…
Well, she is certainly not blonde, though we don’t think that should disqualify her from receiving a peck! Where did she even get that shirt from? In today’s dynamic and free world, where your identity is no longer constrained by conservative society’s stuffy standards, you can be whatever you want. Get yourself a blonde wig or hair dye and you are blonde! We love her aspirations and we wish her all the best with her transformation.
Well…
Who Needs This?
Does anyone know who she is? You should know that it is no other than the daughter of Gordon Ramsey! That t-shirt is practically tailor-made for her. We really hope that next time Gordon is screaming at some chefs in the back of some failing restaurant’s kitchen that his daughter makes a surprise appearance with this exact shirt. Granted, it must be incredibly embarrassing to walk around with a father as flagrantly opinionated as Chef Gordon.
Who Needs This?
Shop By Catalog
How big of a coincidence is this? Is it really, though? Maybe he just wanted to speed up his shopping and decided to get everything that the model was wearing on the display. Yes, glasses included! All that he needs now is some stubble, to grow out his hair, and maybe get a gym contract, and he will be exactly like his idol. Well, maybe not exactly, but this gorgeous model is certainly a fantastic goal.
Shop By Catalog
Dad’s A Game
This father has a brilliant mind! Let us first congratulate him on his bodybuilding routine. Next, let us talk about that wonderful t-shirt! However, we don’t think his daughter would be thrilled. This is basically an invitation for trouble. As amused as the father seems with his own macho wit, we know boys very well by now, and they will try to get on his bad side as quickly as possible.
Dad’s A Game
We All Need One Like This
Come on, don’t we all have a friend who deserves to stand beside us when we wear this? If you don’t have a t-shirt like this one, maybe it’s because you’re that friend! This movie was an absolute staple for funny shirts in the 90s, and we had almost forgotten that it existed. We have no idea where this guy found this shirt, but we are glad that his friend finds it so amusing.
We All Need One Like This
His Sister’s Shirt
All right, we can appreciate guys who wear a slightly smaller shirt to show off their muscles. However, boundaries are still important! If you want clearer instructions, we think refraining from going through your little sister’s closet is a great place to start. His serious, ‘tough guy’ expression is hilarious. Nothing says ‘don’t mess with me’ like Hello Kitty, one of the most terrifying brands around today. Hopefully, this tough guy trend takes off.
His Sister’s Shirt
I Need This Shirt
If you can somehow comprehend this t-shirt, kindly tell us what it means! It might look like English, though the message goes completely over our heads. We cannot think of which images were implanted in our head from the early eighties onward, but we have certainly been accused of being highfalutin more than once as writers. We will do our best to be as humble and subtle in our writing as possible from now on.
I Need This Shirt
Yoga Pants And That
Now, this is a lady who just wants the best things life has to offer. Wine is the best and yoga pants are the comfiest bottoms ever… Hold that thought, she doesn’t like wearing pants. That’s cool too! You might think that we cropped out the bottom part of this image for our younger readers’ sake, but trust us, this is the whole image. Thank goodness, we doubt that many people would want to see that.
Yoga Pants And That
Nothing Like Potatoes
We should all take the time to celebrate the small things in life. It looks like this kid is miles ahead of us! Good for him. He is not wrong either. Potatoes are among the most incredible feel-good staples on Earth. Whether you enjoy them baked and then doused with cream cheese and chives, chopped up and deep-fried as French fries, or love nothing more than some buttery and silky mash.
Nothing Like Potatoes
Caution Captivity Man
We need to warn you about Captivity Man! Pray that you never run into him. He is so dangerous, run away! The police have been doing their best to capture the elusive degenerate for many years now, and he has developed something of a cult status, prompting the printing of shirts to celebrate his iconically slippery nature. Just make sure that you steer clear of this rascal. He is nothing but trouble!
Caution Captivity Man
Cuties
These don’t really count as t-shirt fails, though they deserve a special mention anyway. This is one trend we don’t mind seeing! They have been married since 1962 and it’s great to see that they are still in love. This is not a fail, but either an incredibly touching testament to love. We hope that this couple continues to share each other’s love for sport and whatever team they support for many years to come.
Cuties
Is That So?
We’re sure this is the first time you found out that the pig is full of cats. If you are nodding along to that, you have been blessed with the skill of reading and understanding gibberish! Maybe this is some cultural saying? Something that would make more sense in its original language, to a select group of people? Either way, there are some phrases that should never see the light of day.
Is That So?
Don’t Pass Go
Yikes, this dude took Monopoly a little too seriously. Shall we shall that he took it literally? It seems like he ended up at the place he was supposed to! Unfortunately, Monopoly money isn’t an accepted form of currency in the real world. We really hope that this fellow did not cheat in Monopoly, which as you know if your family used to play this passionately, could easily lead to some serious accusations.
Don’t Pass Go
Bye Bye Stereotype
Ooh, how many bad jokes did this woman hear before she decided it was time to take matters into her own hands? Do you think the shirt comes in other colors as well? This is not a t-shirt fail, it is an astounding win! We love it when minorities fight back against stereotypes and racism. It really is time that crude and offensive jokes like the one being parodied here were laid to rest.
Bye Bye Stereotype
Second Best
Keep in mind that there is always a different option. It could be God, it could be Google, and it could be this guy. Maybe he really does know everything! This man had some originally tempting hubris in mind when he bought this shirt, and we really hope that the divine authorities do not smite him for this offense. We highly doubt that this guy has any level of godlike intelligence or authority.
Second Best
Can We Clarify?
Hmm, does your boyfriend “seen” nice or does he “seem” nice? It’s probably the latter as the former doesn’t make any sense. It’s a nice shirt, though! We cannot help but read this as ‘your seen, boyfriend nice.’ The spacing is highly irregular, leading to some awful syntax. Well, someone’s boyfriend was seen as being nice, good for him! We really do think that the nice boyfriends out there need more recognition.
Can We Clarify?
Well Said
Whoa, this is so true. We bet that this guy has asked plenty of questions over the course of his life. Maybe he has been called some names that he found pretty unflattering as well. He’s not fazed, however. Where do you stand? Would you rather be known as a conceited jerk or an intellectually defective doofus? Frankly, we love coming across as the former. We do have a reputation to uphold, after all.
Well Said
Know Your Strengths
We can learn a thing or two from this guy right here. He is the type of person who knows what he is good for and what he is good at. Mind the difference between those two things! When you are out camping in the wild, however, you really want someone that can chop down trees and lug logs around effectively and quickly. Maybe he can even wrestle bears excellently.
Know Your Strengths
Seriously Stop Looking At The Sun
Hey, this guy was just trying to spread the good word of our Lord! You know what we mean, right? Way too many people are damaging their eyesight by looking straight at the sun. Come on, people, think! We must wonder whether he was commenting on his extreme beauty or hideousness, as the latter is generally associated as blinding. That shocking shade of blue is also likely to damage your eyesight.
Seriously Stop Looking At The Sun
Wrong Shirt
Well, the t-shirt really does make him look just like the Hulk. However, we are also willing to bet that his younger sister will be mad once she finds out he has been raiding her closet! Is it really worth getting those muscle poses on camera? We cannot believe it, but it turns out that the Hello Kitty trend for tough guys was not a joke. We need more self-aware hunks like this gentleman around.
Wrong Shirt
Aaand It’s Over
What a great build-up to go with that crash. As adults, however, we are all familiar with praying for the cancellation of the plans we voluntarily made. Do you remember that helpless feeling when you realized your friends were actually going to push through with plans you made? We bet you do. We love this guy’s penchant for self-aware humor, but we do hope that he manages to overcome his agoraphobia.
Aaand It’s Over
Nothing Wrong With Dreaming
Now, let us not judge this man for getting his hopes up! We don’t know what he was expecting to happen, though he clearly had his eyes on the prize. We really do not understand why anyone would find an old man dunked in beer appetizing. Beer is not a pheromone, at least now then administered externally. We really hope that the inebriated ladies out there watch out for this elder.
Nothing Wrong With Dreaming
Not Far From Reality
These days, a lot of people find themselves stuck to the toilet seat whenever they bring their mobile phones to the toilet with them. It’s a pretty dirty habit but it’s true nonetheless. This shirt sure is relevant if you ask us! We have not seen an iPod in a long, long time, however. Now that we think about it, it would be a nostalgic joy to have one again! Let us head off to eBay right now!
Not Far From Reality
Pretty Please
Some woman’s dying wish somehow made its way to a t-shirt. If there was something that you could wish for your baby sister, we can’t think of anything better than this. We seriously hope that this shirt is not being worn in Japan, as that would be catastrophically inappropriate. Or Vietnam, for that matter. Gosh, the West really did do a number on a lot of Asian countries during the 20th century…
Pretty Please
No Judgement
Hey, let them be. If this is how they identify themselves, who are we to say otherwise? This is only a chuckling matter if you are not the judgmental type! This shirt might be hilarious to some, but in 2020, gender identity has reached new levels of freedom and fluidity. People can identify as whatever they please. Somehow, we cannot help but think that this individual did not understand what his shirt meant.
No Judgement
Got To Buy This For My Wife
After going to Japan, he must have decided to get his wife a t-shirt as a souvenir. It’s a great way to show her that he had been thinking of her while he was away! Well, we do love the bit about the tooth. It is ironic that ‘thc’ is the chemical in marijuana that gets one high, as whoever made this print was clearly smoking some of the good stuff.
Got To Buy This For My Wife
You’d Better Dance
When you have to choose between dancing and being danced, go with the former! After all, what on earth does it mean to ‘be danced’? It sounds pretty threatening to us! This shirt goes out to all the party poopers out there who sit there sulkily when everyone else is just trying to have a good time. You have been warned – participate in the festivities or they will participate in you.
You’d Better Dance
Almost Right
They almost got it right! Close, but no cigar. Between those letters and actual numbers, you will find a half… twelve and a half or thirteen and a half. We do not know why we found this so extraordinarily hilarious. It is so utterly childish, but at the same time so brilliant. We might come across as rather lofty with our judgments of so many people’s senses of humor, but we are truly immature.
Almost Right
The Last Day He Wore That Shirt
Nope, it did not need to be written all over his face as it was already printed all over his shirt! There are shirts that one should not wear in the delivery room. It seems like both soon-to-be parents have suddenly regretted the dad-to-be’s sense of humor as the crushing reality of childbirth becomes increasingly and rapidly more apparent. The mother-to-be seems incredibly unhappy with his choice of flippant clothing.
The Last Day He Wore That Shirt
Playing Hooky In One Shirt
If you ask us, this is the best excuse to get out of class. What a great shirt! She no longer needs to present a letter from her parents as the content has already been written on the back. If you did indeed have a fever, you probably would not be well enough to present yourself for a quick explanation as to why you cannot attend that day. Try harder next time!
Playing Hooky In One Shirt
Tell Your Kids
Well, it could be a highly complicated pun no one understands or a message that had been ruined by poor translation. In the meantime, let’s just say that this is a pretty freaky bear! After seeing this shirt, you would not be blamed for sleeping with the lights on. If a real-life version of this cartoonish horror ever snuck into our home, we would hope that our whole house was well-lit.
Tell Your Kids
Hungry Shirt
We have all heard of a Freudian slip, though we aren’t sure what to call this one. How many inappropriate shirts do we have on this list? Well, every time that someone wears a shirt with a gaping mouth on it, you can be sure that we will be there to celebrate it. Yes, we are strange. No, we do not need help. We are just committed to spreading cringe to every corner of the internet!
Hungry Shirt