So Sweet It Has Turned the Other Way Round
This is one condiment that can really ruin someone with OCD’s day… As much as we ‘relish’ (yes, yes, pun intended) the idea of it is so sweet it just did a little dance and turned upside down…
Maybe it is just that the Sweet Relish is just so cool and jazzy compared to the boring old plain yellow and red mustard and ketchup condiments that it just had to be different…
Gender You Decide
“Before you close up today, just put up the new posters of the man and woman advertising swimsuits, you know what to do just stick them up.” Errmm…. NOT.
Either this person has never seen themselves or another naked and they don’t know about standard male and female bodies, or about the fact that people don’t usually have two belly buttons, or they were making a genius statement about gender fluidity, or they were just really tired and couldn’t give a sh*t…