Necessary Geography Lesson
Just in case you missed that class in school, here is a necessary geography lesson for us all. Trees apparently do not more of their own accord, they are in fact stationary objects. *Gasp*.
“Trees Don’t Move” sounds like it could be a catchy song or a cool children’s book. Ohh, if we have given you any ideas, we want the copyright!
Hi, My Name is Blank
How may I help you today at Target? My name is Blank, and please let me know if I can be of any assistance. You may have already met my partner Firstname Lastname, and my cousin Name Here Name Here.
This is probably the last corporate event this person was responsible for.