That’s Not How It Works
It looks like the ball came his way and he was like “Arrghhhh! I will just close my eyes and swing, and it will all be over soon!” Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this isn’t how one should play baseball. I mean, we’re not even baseball fans and we know this much! This man looks like he is defending his home from a swarm of zombies and despite his overwhelming terror, has decided to take the fight to them in a blind panic.
That’s Not How It Works
Sparta!
What strength, what form, this dude is a modern-day Spartan! Of course, the Olympics have their roots in Ancient Greek events, and this man has exemplified their classical finesse and perfection. We are sure that if he had been born a couple of thousands of years ago, that he would not only be spared from a cliffside adventure and would go on to one day become one of Leonidas’s finest warriors.
Sparta
