Too Perfect
It seems like Tim was given this t-shirt thanks to his attempts at bringing new ideas to life. Perhaps it is unnecessary to mention that they mostly end in failure. However, the important thing for him is that he has “been there, done that, got the t-shirt”. It seems like they boosted far too hard on this swampy adventure, ramming their boat straight into the reedy banks. We hope that a friend with actual good ideas comes to the rescue.
How Honest Is This
Most of us will know that this is Chevron, though we still cannot discount how hysterical this is. Chevron might be a gas company, though they probably need a better designer to make their t-shirts! This guy must be a fan of kidney bean burritos and chili con carne to claim that he has an exceptional amount of fart potential. Better steer clear of this guy when he hits the buffet.