Blending In
The craziness doesn’t stop there, as the men whose weight exceeded 200 pounds would have the most ridiculous dress code section in the store for them. The bride would have the kind of clothing instructions better suited to hunting than a wedding, outlining an almost entirely camouflage getup for the heavier males! Everything would have this completely inappropriate pattern, save for their black sneakers. How could she expect them to follow these orders?
Rouge Rogue
The bride’s word was the law and there was nothing that her guests could do about it! Children would also be attending the wedding and they, of course, had their own dress code too. For the kids, a completely red outfit was necessary. The children weren’t just expected to wear red; they would also have to synchronize into the shape of a heart with a peculiar dance. It was made clear that their outfits had to pure red and no other shade.